What We Receive is Information

Everyone try..


GAME TIME
find your birthday month!!

January : I need
February: I killed
March: I love
April: I raped
May: I Slapped
June: I Hugged
July: I played with
August: I jumped on
September: I Drunk with
October: I spit on
November: I slept with
December: I kissed

Pick the day (Number) You were born
on

01: Someone
02: a Donkey
03: Monkey
04: Sunny Leone
05: Elephant
06: Shah Rukh Khan
07: your Boyfriend
08: Doremon
09: your girlfriend
10: Joker
11: Shaktimaan
12: Bin Laden
13: Superman
14: Macho man
15: a Gorilla
16: Spiderman
17: Frog
18: Veerappan
19: a Pepsi can
20: A fisherman
21: My Crush
22: An old man
23: an old lady
24: Dinosaur
25: Katrina kaif
26: Crocodile
27: Pikachu
28: My Best Friend
29: Hippopotamus
30: Your best friend
31: Hulk

Select the year u were born

1975 - in a theatre
1976 - in a village
1977 - in a forest
1978 - in a swimming pool
1979 - in a villa
1980 - in a room
1981 - in a balcony
1982 - in a park
1983 - in a beach
1984 - in a toilet
1985 - in a zoo
1986 - in a office
1987 - in a garden
1988 - in a airport
1989 - in a stadium
1990 - in a hospital
1991 - in a hotel
1992 - in a bus
1993 - in a taxi
1994 - in a bed
1995 - in a river
1996 - in a hostel
1997 - in a play ground
1998 - in a canteen

REPLY YOUR SENTENCE!
its fun to see a variety of replies


What We Receive is Information.
What We Preserve is Knowledge.
What We Use is Intelligence.
But,
What, When & How
We Use it is Our Wisdom

Wife calls her husband: Hello.. suno Window ka Lock nhi khul rahaa..

Husband: achcha.. aisa karo thoda Oil lo aur us par daal do..

Wife : us se Lock khul jaayegaa?
Husband: yaar, tum daalo to sahi..
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After 15 min..
Husband calls wife
Daalaa...

Wife: Haan daala to ... par ab Laptop hi band ho gayaa..

Husband: Jaahil Aurat ...ye to bataati ki Window Kounsi theeee

Wife: Windows8.


Sharing a bit sarcastic message from the VC of Mumbai Univ. 10 One liners about India that are completely true

1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper

2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday

3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y

Marriages(in India):

∫xdx + ∫ydy

4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile

5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India

6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'

7. In India, u don't cast ur vote, u vote ur cast

8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors

9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it

10. And the ultimate one:

Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested, while raping does not...


Life isn't about what I've done,what I should have done,what I could have done.It's about what I can do & what I will do !!